Techie Lost And Finder Pillows

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Be open to help.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Fire Backwards.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Shipwrecked.

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

A stranger in paradise.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'So are you seeing anyone?'

Lost CatCat Found.

Alien and Wind Farm

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"