Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
Lost Shopper Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your creatively lost friend or family member? Our collection offers witty, warm, and heartfelt products designed to inspire and delight those who see the world in vibrant colors. Whether they’re chasing ideas or just enjoy a bit of whimsical fun, our items are perfect for encouraging their creative journey and reminding them they’re not alone in the creative wilderness.
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'
'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till
Smart card.
Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!
How would Madam like to pay?
"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."
Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"
Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."
"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"
Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!
'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'
'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'
Mom & Pop Grocerette
"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"
Shopping Torture
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'
"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."
Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.
Shopping Trips
"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"
Man is attacked by barcodes.
Twenty-first century baby walker
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'
The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.
Undercover Santa
Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware
"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."
Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped
Winter Sale
Lost Shopper Gifts Collection
Lost Shopper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the creatively lost—perfect for morning inspiration or a whimsical coffee break—click here to find your favorite!
Lost Shopper Pillows
Bring comfort and inspiration into their space with our pillows for the creatively lost—soft, cozy, and full of charm—check out the collection!
Lost Shopper Prints
Decorate their environment with artwork that inspires and amuses. Discover our print collection for the creatively lost—click here to find the perfect piece.
Lost Shopper T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt for the creatively lost? Browse our selection of witty and artistic designs that celebrate imagination—click here to see more!