Little Questioner Gifts

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Playdough's The Republic

Garden.

"So, what do you do for play?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Do Guns Kill?

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

A young positivist.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'