Little Questioner Pillows

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Playdough's The Republic

Garden.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

A young positivist.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Young Galileo Galilei.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."