Little Debater Pillows

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

The Proust of Twitter

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

Like Minded

Critical Ethanol report

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"