"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."
Little Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift for your little debater? Discover a collection of clever and humorous products that champion their love of argument, critical thinking, and lively discussions. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, our selection is designed to nurture their inquisitive spirit and bring a smile to their face, making every day a delightful debate.
"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
'Do you think that's wise?'
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
Gun laws US
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
The Proust of Twitter
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"
"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?
'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."
Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.
Reagacentennial
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
Critical Ethanol report
Like Minded
Little Debater Gifts Collection
Little Debater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for little debaters—witty, fun, and perfect for every morning debate over coffee or hot chocolate.
Little Debater Pillows
Bring humor and inspiration into their room with pillows that celebrate their love of debate and clever thinking.
Little Debater Prints
Decorate their space with prints that inspire curiosity and witty conversations, perfect for sparking their love of learning.
Little Debater T-Shirts
Find engaging t-shirts that showcase your little debater’s personality—perfect for school, home, or casual outings.