Little Debaters Pillows

Kindergarten for Future Politicians. . .

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Changing Minds

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Like Minded

Critical Ethanol report

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.