Little Debaters Pillows

Kindergarten for Future Politicians. . .

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Critical Ethanol report

Like Minded

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.