Little Interrogator Gifts

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Junior Doctor.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"