Young Questioner Gifts

Garden.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"What's it all about?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

God hounded by the media.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.