Little Politician In Training Gifts

'Let's start raising campaign money.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'The greenest government ever?'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'