Little Politician In Training Mugs

'Let's start raising campaign money.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"He's my running mate."