Little League Coach Gifts

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

"Remember, son, it's not about winning ... it's about not embarrassing me."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"There's your problem."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"This better be important."

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'