Youth Baseball Coach Gifts

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"There's your problem."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

"This better be important."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."