Youth Baseball Coach Gifts

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"There's your problem."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"This better be important."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"