Litigation Junkie Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for a litigation junkie? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for law and courtroom dramas. Whether they’re a seasoned attorney or a law student, find something that suits their legal flair. From fun mugs to quirky prints, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their daily routine and space. Show appreciation for their courtroom antics with a gift that speaks their language.

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now." mockup

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

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'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

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"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head." mockup

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

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"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?" mockup

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.' mockup

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

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"Another slander suit!"

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"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits." mockup

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

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'It's a treasure map.'

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"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock." mockup

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

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'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.' mockup

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.' mockup

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

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"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!" mockup

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime." mockup

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?' mockup

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

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Upholding the Law

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"Let's take in a trial."

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Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive. mockup

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!' mockup

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

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"I love this comedy. What's it called?" mockup

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

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'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!' mockup

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

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"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress." mockup

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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Law Offices

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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way." mockup

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges." mockup

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

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Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!' mockup

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

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Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury mockup

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

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Litigation Junkie Gifts Collection

Litigation Junkie Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for litigation junkies—bring humor and legal pride to every coffee break.

Litigation Junkie Pillows

Send a cozy legal message with pillows designed for the litigation junkie—humorous, stylish, and fun.

Litigation Junkie Prints

Decorate with attitude using prints that capture the courtroom spirit and humor appreciated by litigation buffs.

Litigation Junkie T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts crafted for litigation enthusiasts—wear your legal passion with humor and style.