Litigation Enthusiasts Gifts

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Violent Crime Statistics

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Another slander suit!"

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'It's a treasure map.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

They Are Not Going to Take Me