Literalist Gifts

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

William Faulkner

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Shakespeare's Brain

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Ivan Turgenev

Al Dante

Andre Gide.

Bram Stoker

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Jane Austen

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

James Barrie.

"What can you do with him?"