"I didn't ignore the check engine light. I kept checking the engine and it was right there!"
Literal Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a literal thinker? Our collection features clever, witty items that playfully embrace a straightforward view of the world. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, these gifts celebrate clarity and precision, making them ideal for those who love to interpret things literally and with a touch of humor. Delight the literal thinker with a thoughtful, fun present that complements their unique outlook.
Society for Taking Things a bit too Literally.
'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'
'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'
"I've run up the flagpole like you said and I'm just about to see how it flies."
"Your supermarket delivery."
"My therapist advised me to lighten up."
'It's not fair! Someone told me that this exam was a piece of cake but all you've given me is a sheet of questions and a pencil.'
'My dad says I need to apply some elbow grease.'
'I don't get it, Dad. If grandma's not a card player, then why did you say she's not dealing with a full deck?'
Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)
'My Daddy wants me to give you the brush-off Freddie.'
Sale...Everything must go...
STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard
'I know I said I ate like a bird, but I didn't think they would serve me bird seed!'
'Why did you drop her in church today?'
Wipe your feet.
Bookworms
'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'
It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.
The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal,
'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'
Ernie, that's not what he meant when he said, "Listen closely to what I'm going to tell you."
Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.
No parking between signs.....
Well, yes, it's a free library, but...
"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."
"Jimmy's tracing his ancestors."
"What can you do with him?"
Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'
"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
Literal Thinker Gifts Collection
Literal Thinker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that perfectly suit literal thinkers. Clever, humorous designs make morning routines more fun and expressive.
Literal Thinker Pillows
Browse pillows designed for the literal thinker — humorous and honest designs that add personality to any space.
Literal Thinker Prints
Find prints that capture the essence of a literal outlook with bold and witty artwork, perfect for decorating with a literal touch.
Literal Thinker T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that embrace the literal perspective with witty slogans and clever graphics — ideal for fans of straightforward humor.