"It's a play on words."
Literary Linguist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your literary linguist friend? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful products that celebrate the art of language, literature, and wordplay. From stylish mugs to quirky t-shirts, these items are ideal for anyone who loves dissecting syntax or savoring syntax. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or just because, our unique designs bring a literary flair to everyday items, making every moment a celebration of words.
Ninedency: A budding tendency
"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Thru versus Through Traffic
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
Torturing the English Language
"You're going to hate yourself."
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
"Meet The Author"
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Victor Hugo
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
'Hamlet'
'He likes to power nap.'
Blue Stockings
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Punctuation Police
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Literary Linguist Gifts Collection
Literary Linguist Mugs
Looking for more language-themed gifts? Check out our collection of clever mugs designed specifically for linguists and word lovers.
Literary Linguist Pillows
Add some wordly comfort with pillows featuring language-inspired designs, ideal for any linguistic home.
Literary Linguist Prints
Find inspiring and humorous language prints to decorate the space of any linguistic enthusiast.
Literary Linguist T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate linguistic wit—perfect for linguists and language enthusiasts.