Literature Expert Gifts

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Dorrie Decimal System

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'He likes to power nap.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hamlet'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan