Literary Luminary Gifts

Leonard Cohen.

Beet Poet

Algernon Swinburne

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James Russell Lowell

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Lennon and McCartney.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Audio Books

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Macbeth: Take Two

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

William Faulkner

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Shakespeare's Brain

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Ivan Turgenev

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Al Dante

Bram Stoker

Jane Austen

James Barrie.

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."