Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Literary Theorist Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a literary theorist? Our collection features thoughtfully designed items that celebrate literary analysis, critique, and love for books. Ideal for scholars, teachers, or anyone passionate about literature, these products combine wit and style, making any literary professional's day brighter.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Thomas Mann.
Victor Hugo
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
'He likes to power nap.'
Blue Stockings
"Now I really hate poetry."
Jean-Paul Sartre
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
German Expressionist Breakfast
Shakespeare was bisexual
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
Don Quixote
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
The Proust of Twitter
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Oh, this old thing?"
George Orwell
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Literary Theorist Gifts Collection
Literary Theorist Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for literary theorists—perfect for witty quotes and clever literary references.
Literary Theorist Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate literature—ideal for literary theorists who love a cozy literary touch.
Literary Theorist Prints
Transform any space with artful prints inspired by literary analysis—perfect for scholars and book lovers alike.
Literary Theorist T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt selection for literary lovers—wear your passion for literature and theory with pride.