"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."
Literary Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about literature and philosophy? Our curated collection features witty and thoughtful products inspired by the great minds of history. Whether it's for a fellow reader or a thinker who loves reflecting on life's big questions, you'll find something that resonates. From mugs to prints, these items make perfect gifts to inspire, amuse, and provoke thought.
Brain Traffic.
A Writer's Suicide
A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Do me next."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Ban on Free Speech
Victor Hugo
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
Voltaire
Honoré de Balzac
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
What's normal?
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Literary Philosopher Gifts Collection
Literary Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of literary philosopher mugs and find the perfect way to start each morning with a splash of wisdom.
Literary Philosopher Pillows
Bring philosophical charm to any room with our literary philosopher pillows, ideal for inspiring conversations and cozy reading nooks.
Literary Philosopher Prints
Decorate your home or office with our literary philosopher prints, showcasing iconic quotes and thoughtful designs for any intellectual space.
Literary Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover clever and inspiring literary philosopher t-shirts that speak to deep thinkers and avid readers alike.