Poetic Philosopher Gifts

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Meet The Author"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

"Do me next."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Humans...What is their purpose?

Edgar Allen Poe

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'