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Poetic Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a poetic critic? Explore our collection of clever and artistic products designed to celebrate their love for poetry and critique. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their creative soul. These thoughtful items are ideal for those who enjoy analyzing poetry with a witty twist, making their literary moments more fun and inspiring. Whether they’re a seasoned critic or a passionate poetry lover, our products embody their creative spirit and appreciation for poetic art.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Thomas Mann.
First Novels.
Blue Stockings
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Now I really hate poetry."
Why we need poetry. . .
No Elgar!
German Expressionist Breakfast
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Shakespeare was bisexual
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Dating an English Major
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Oh, this old thing?"
George Orwell
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
The Proust of Twitter
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
Günter Grass
"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."
Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"
"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
The World's Biggest Book Club
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Poetic Critic Gifts Collection
Poetic Critic Mugs
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Poetic Critic Pillows
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Poetic Critic Prints
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Poetic Critic T-Shirts
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