Poetic Critic Pillows

If you can't do the time, don't make the rhyme. The Poetic Justice System.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thomas Mann.

First Novels.

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Now I really hate poetry."

Why we need poetry. . .

No Elgar!

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Shakespeare was bisexual

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Dating an English Major

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Oh, this old thing?"

George Orwell

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

The Proust of Twitter

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Günter Grass

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

The World's Biggest Book Club

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."