"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
Modern Poetry Critic Pillows
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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Thomas Mann.
First Novels.
Blue Stockings
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Now I really hate poetry."
Why we need poetry. . .
No Elgar!
German Expressionist Breakfast
Shakespeare was bisexual
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
George Orwell
The Proust of Twitter
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Oh, this old thing?"
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
Günter Grass
"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."
"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
The World's Biggest Book Club
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
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