Poetry Philosopher Gifts

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Edgar Allen Poe

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Do me next."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I gotta be me!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.