Poets Gifts

Boho Bribes

Henrik Ibsen,

Outsourcing Doskdom

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Dylan Thomas

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

Orpheus serenades the furies

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Edgar Allen Poe

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I gotta be me!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings