Poetic Philosopher Pillows

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Edgar Allen Poe

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire