Literalist Mugs

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Macbeth: Take Two

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Shakespeare's Brain

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Al Dante

Andre Gide.

Ivan Turgenev

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"What can you do with him?"

Jane Austen

'I like thinking inside the box.'

James Barrie.