Instruction Literalist Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their literal approach—perfect for instruction aficionados who love starting their mornings with a humorous nod to their love of clarity.

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"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!" mockup

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

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"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees." mockup

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.' mockup

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

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Admit it. We have a drinking problem. mockup

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

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'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.' mockup

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!' mockup

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..." mockup

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

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"What can you do with him?"

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'I like thinking inside the box.' mockup

'I like thinking inside the box.'

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Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section. mockup

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

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"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!" mockup

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

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It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder. mockup

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

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This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party! mockup

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

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Well, yes, it's a free library, but... mockup

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

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"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why." mockup

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

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Manual Worker

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'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.' mockup

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

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Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample. mockup

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?' mockup

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

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"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet." mockup

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

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The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal,

The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal, mockup

The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal,

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"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy." mockup

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

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"I took your advice."

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Society for Taking Things a bit too Literally.

Society for Taking Things a bit too Literally. mockup

Society for Taking Things a bit too Literally.

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"You asked if I could type blood." mockup

"You asked if I could type blood."

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'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.' mockup

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

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'I don't get it, Dad. If grandma's not a card player, then why did you say she's not dealing with a full deck?'

'I don't get it, Dad. If grandma's not a card player, then why did you say she's not dealing with a full deck?' mockup

'I don't get it, Dad. If grandma's not a card player, then why did you say she's not dealing with a full deck?'

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"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it." mockup

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

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STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard mockup

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

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'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.' mockup

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

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And it goes without saying that... mockup

And it goes without saying that...

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'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!' mockup

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

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Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

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"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting." mockup

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

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"Your supermarket delivery."

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Instruction Literalist Mugs Collection

Instruction Literalist Pillows

Find pillows that add a witty touch to their space, celebrating the instruction literalist’s love for detail and order.

Instruction Literalist Prints

Browse prints that celebrate clarity and humor—ideal for instruction literalists to decorate their home or office with personality.

Instruction Literalist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for instruction literalists who love to wear their precision and humor openly—fun, clever, and uniquely personal.