Linen Enthusiast Gifts

'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Knitted Kitty.

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

octopus knitting a jumper...

How it started: How it's going

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."