Linen Lover Gifts

The Bed Treatment

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Margarita

Arts and crafts

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."