Linen Lover Prints

The Bed Treatment

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Margarita

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Arts and crafts

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

A boy with a camera

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'