Linen Enthusiast Pillows

'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Knitted Kitty.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)