Linen Aficionado Pillows

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'