Lighthearted Theologist Gifts

Would you Adam and Eve it?

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

Jesus the comedian.

Jesus Fish

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Adan and Eve.