Lighthearted Barnyard Banter Gifts

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Dedication to excellence....

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'This is my mom and dad.'

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Ewe are here.

"You turned all night long!"

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'MILK ME!'

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"