Lighthearted Barnyard Banter Gifts

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Dedication to excellence....

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'No. I insist. You first.'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Cow being clamped for milk.

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Ewe are here.

"You turned all night long!"

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'MILK ME!'

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...