Lightbulb Pun Collector Pillows

'His ex tells me that the light at the end of his tunnel is only going to be about 40 watts.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Fist Bumper Cars

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

The Bear Fax.

Bell Hop

Racketeer

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Spiv

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Butt cracker"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"You have an intense fear of long words. We call this condition Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

"Did you dial the rabbit response line?"

"It only takes one barrister, but there must be a solicitor present."

the dreaded Testes Fly...

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"My scientific opinion? That is one big ass bacon."

"I have to twinkle"

Lawsuit

'His bark's worse than that.'

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

A Butt Ox

'Oh, I don't paint -- I'm a make-out artist!'

"I believe you want a light bulb changed."