Lightbulb Joke Fan Pillows

"It only takes one barrister, but there must be a solicitor present."

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Traffic Jam

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Cat Eye-Exam

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'It's for you.'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Getting the Finger

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

"You're distant today..."

'Who's there?'

Sworn Anenome

Spring Ambushed

"I believe you want a light bulb changed."

'I've been having a lot of negative thoughts.'

'Don't look at me that way, I am allergic to being eaten.'

'Disorganized Crime.'

'His ex tells me that the light at the end of his tunnel is only going to be about 40 watts.'

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

Donald Trump Lightbulb

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

'How's my Husband? Not too well - You're sitting on him!'

"I'm not crossing the road. I'm waiting for an Uber."

How are the lenses, can you see ok?

'There!...NOW do you believe the phone's engaged?!'

"How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Why dyslexics have lower electrical bills...'No' (on switch).

A man stands over a dead chicken as it tried to cross the road - "Why?!"