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Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

' A good idea '

Edison: The Early Years,

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"Solar eclipse."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'Environmentalist!'

Eureka!

Planting Bulbs.

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'I'm really low energy.'