Lovers Of Light Bulb Jokes Pillows

"I believe you want a light bulb changed."

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Bonk!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"Solar eclipse."

Eureka!

Planting Bulbs.

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'Environmentalist!'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'I'm really low energy.'

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Orange-Making Light Bulbs