Light Bulb Jokes Aficionados Gifts

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Planting Bulbs.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Eureka!

'Environmentalist!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'I'm really low energy.'

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'