'His ex tells me that the light at the end of his tunnel is only going to be about 40 watts.'
Lightbulb Pun Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the lightbulb pun enthusiast? Our collection features clever, pun-inspired products perfect for those who love a bright idea and a good laugh. Whether they’re into geeky humor or creative wordplay, these unique items light up any space and mood, making memorable presents that shine with wit.
'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'
Fist Bumper Cars
Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.
This man is an island.
How Romans give each other a high five...
Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
The Bear Fax.
Bell Hop
Racketeer
"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."
Spiv
"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."
"Butt cracker"
Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'
"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."
'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'
Even garden plants like to visit.
Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'
Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.
Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers
Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!
"You have an intense fear of long words. We call this condition Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
"Did you dial the rabbit response line?"
"It only takes one barrister, but there must be a solicitor present."
the dreaded Testes Fly...
"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"
"My scientific opinion? That is one big ass bacon."
"I have to twinkle"
Lawsuit
'His bark's worse than that.'
Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.
A Butt Ox
'Oh, I don't paint -- I'm a make-out artist!'
"I believe you want a light bulb changed."
Lightbulb Pun Collector Gifts Collection
Lightbulb Pun Collector Mugs
Discover more clever lightbulb pun mugs—perfect for brightening any coffee break or desk oasis.
Lightbulb Pun Collector Pillows
Explore our humorous lightbulb pun pillows—great for adding personality and a giggle to any sofa or bed.
Lightbulb Pun Collector Prints
Browse our pun-filled lightbulb prints—bring humor and lightheartedness to your home or office decor.
Lightbulb Pun Collector T-Shirts
Check out our witty lightbulb pun t-shirts—ideal for fans of creative wordplay and casual fun.