Collector Of Puns Gifts

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

Spiv

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Ms. Rusmore

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

This man is an island.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

The Bear Fax.

Racketeer

Bell Hop

"Unplug and chill out."

Artichoking victim

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'What do you mean I used to be cute?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."