Name Pun Collector Gifts

"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Beanirrito"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Tequila Mockingbird

Ms. Rusmore

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I call it a flat.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The Bear Fax.

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Bell Hop

Artichoking victim

"Unplug and chill out."

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"Why have you come over here?"

"Cat nip"

'That's not funny, Fred.'