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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Barristers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Bailiff."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"They're class action figures."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"