Lawyers Specializing In Technology Law Gifts

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Patents office.

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

The Economy of Ideas

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Money Tree

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

The annual running of the lawyers.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation