Telecom Lawyer Gifts

Telecoms Law

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

HUAWEI 5G

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's engaged.'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

Cold caller.

Networking

"Camera not working."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'