Digital Lawyer Gifts

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Privacy - Surveillance

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"Hack back with all you've got!"